17-piece disco band Escort plays Black Cat tonight. Check out their latest track “Cabaret.”

The New York Daily News has rustled up a photo of the sex worker in Cartagena, Colombia who reportedly sparked one of the biggest scandals in the history of the U.S. Secret Service after two agents allegedly refused to pay her her going rate.

This morning, Martin asked: if Charlie Sheen could get a police escort from Dulles International Airport to DAR Constitution Hall, why couldn’t he? Well, maybe if he ponied up $445, he could find out.

We had hoped that Charlie Sheen’s brief visit to the District could be quickly forgotten; apparently it won’t be.