Fox News has invited Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian to the White House Correspondents Association Dinner on Saturday. It really is D.C.’s worst night of the year.

On Monday, Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli filed a lawsuit against White House gatecrasher Tareq Salahi, who has responded in the most fameballer way possible: By challenging the Cooch in the 2013 gubernatorial race.

Our long regional nightmare about that winning ticket for a share of a $656 million Mega Millions jackpot is finally over. The real winners came forward, and Mirlande Wilson is not one of them.