Fine, fine news from the Associated Press. A Fatburger will soon be opening in Columbia, Md., with another slated for a location near Howard University after that. For those of you who have never had a Fatburger, allow me to educate you. Fatburger is a chain burger joint that’s incredibly popular in the western half of the United States. I wouldn’t exactly call it fast food, because they don’t have drive-up windows and they don’t…