You’ve heard it all a million times before — nobody dances at shows here! People don’t get into the music! There’s just no soul in D.C.’s music scene! The Hall Monitors heard your cry and happily came to answer the call with their brand of throwback garage rock & soul reminiscent of the guitar and Motown greats that made most of us (well, OK, me at least) learn to love music in the first place….

So, this morning we told you all about Lincoln Ross’ potential District anthem. Now, as suggested in the comments, we’re going to take a vote. Here are the nominees: “Come to Washington,” by Lincoln Ross. “Chocolate City,” by Parliament. “Washington, DC,” by Magnetic Fields. “Washington, DC,” by Johnny Cohen. “Rock Creek Park,” The Blackbyrds. “Bustin’ Loose,” by Chuck Brown “DC Will Do That To You,” by Smart Went Crazy. “DC Fight Song,” by Federal City…

There are bits and pieces of music info floating around out there that we thought you should know about, dear readers. At first we’d thought we’d try to put them together in some sort of organized manner, but then decided we were too lazy for that. So what follows? Just some tidbits about events and news that we threw together in a random fashion. Because we love you like that. >> A couple of performances…

Holy crap! There was a tornado in the Tidal Basin yesterday, and the rest of the weekend promises to bring another deluge. Nevertheless, we’ve got some recommendations to keep you dry and having fun. FRIDAY: >> Talented local artrockers Metropolitan hosts a record release party at the Black Cat for their third CD, “The Lines They Get Broken.” Aqueduct and Federal City Five open. 9:30, $8. >> The Brindley Brothers, local musicians and owners of…