Things are getting wild in the District this coming week, complete with Cow Baos, dinners with tigers, and hidden beer tickets.

Friends of the National Zoo members will get the Hugh Jackman treatment and will be able to visit her from January 11 to 17.

While FONZ joking says “Stay tuned for breaking news,” it will still be “at least several weeks” before we know which panda is the cub’s father.