Slogging apathetically through the last remaining hours of the workweek? Do yourself a favor: point your browser to Washington Post writer/editor Clinton Yates’ Twitter account, scroll back until you hit this message, and read. We doubt you’ll be disappointed.

The jokes write themselves. [Mike DeBonis]

If there’s a better way to prepare for the impending weekend than watching this video of pandas doing the Dougie, well, I haven’t found it yet. Eat your heart out, John Wall.

The New York Times says that it’s home to Washington’s Hip Strip. City Paper scribe Jason Cherkis called it the “ugliest gentrified neighborhood in D.C.” and joked that “the difference between Columbia Heights and Silver Spring” is that “Silver Spring has two movie theaters.” Prince of Petworth and its commenters took umbrage and defended the neighborhood. It feels like everyone’s talking about Columbia Heights.