Metro’s “reputation is jeopardized due to unsightly conditions,” according to the transit agency’s Office of the Inspector General.

it’s not just here for Halloween.

Please settle this.

The incredibly hot weather is obviously not helping when it comes to fires in the city: in addition to two fires that broke out inside apartment buildings at the Watergate and along 16th Street NW last night, D.C. firefighters responded two more large blazes this morning.

Do you have a garage? Are you going to be around on April 13? Would you mind hosting a concert by a big-time rock band and dealing with hosting a bunch of strangers and a radio station in said garage? If so, you and Dave Grohl should totally get in touch. (Just be sure to put the Glee DVDs away before the band arrives.)