This Friday and Saturday.

There’s something strange in the neighborhood—is there a river of slime under 14th and F?

I know that there’s some of you around these parts — a vocal minority, if you will — that don’t really care for a hearty serving of sports mixed in with your daily dose of DCist. I have accepted this. But if you thought I could stumble upon this 1988 video — featuring a Redskinized version of Ray Parker, Jr.’s “Ghostbusters” and unintentionally hilarious cameos by legends Dexter Manley and Charles Mann — and…