Happy Valentine’s Day, Washington. It’s icy out! And, as Encino Man taught us, where there’s ice, puzzlement and disorientation won’t be far behind. We know you’ve got questions: will your power stay on on? Will you have to go into work? How horrible is your commute going to be? We’ll get to that in a second. But first, we must remind you of the traditional Washington area winter storm news edict: THERE SHALL BE NO…

To our readers, we love you guys. Happy Valentine’s Day from DCist! If the shopping scene last night at Tyson’s Corner Center Hallmark, Kay Jewelers and CVS was any indication, some folks were a little tardy on picking up the heart-shaped pendants and Whitman’s Samplers. Were you one of the tardy rushing for anything and everything heart-shaped and colored red? Or are you instead going to play the “But honey, it’s a Hallmark holiday” card?…