According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, there are a total of 132 million people suffering through some kind of heat-related advisory or warning right now. (Including a “Fire Weather Watch” in Alaska, which sounds terrifying.) But just so we’re clear, we’re suffering the most.

Even if waiting to get your driver’s license renewed in the middle of an intense heat wave without the help of recirculated air doesn’t sound like, you know, the worst thing in the history of the world, the District’s Department of Motor Vehicles is recommending you steer clear of its Georgetown branch today.