Former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain—remember him!—came to Washington this week to mark tomorrow’s federal income tax filing deadline, and he tried to bring his friends with him. Fail.

No joke. Former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain’s new YouTube video uses the catapulting and shooting of a cute, fluffy rabbit as a metaphor for the federal tax code. WTF?

While at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington, we dropped in on a dating seminar for single Republicans. The mostly male audience left a bit disappointed.