Generally, DCist strives to provide the most enlightened swath of life in our nation’s capital that we can muster. But every once in a while, a story comes along that makes us blurt out in surprise: What the actual fuck?

Jimmy Kruyne says he didn’t think his mid-morning stunt would turn into an Internet sensation. We’re not really sure if we believe that, but whatever.

Attention anyone who was thinking about attempting some idiotic public stunt during the tempest of Hurricane Sandy: Don’t bother, you’ve already been beaten.