For anyone who hasn’t completed reading the Hunger Games trilogy, it might be advisable to stay off the Blue Line for a while. A billboard for Amazon’s Kindle features the opening passages of Mockingjay.

“You can’t take an adult seriously when he’s debating you over why Twilight vampires are O.K. with sunlight. If my parents had read ‘Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing’ at the same time as I did, I would have looked into boarding school,” writes Joel Stein.