Sometimes you need to clean yourself up, get serious, and move in with daddie for a few months before you head to Latin America for a new gig. The District bids Jenna Bush adios. D.C.-based television shows have an elderly audience and DCist has some suggestions to fix that. They’re also throwing Butterstick the panda bear a birthday bash. Yeah, we may have a few issues with our World Cup broadcasters here, but this guy…

Yes, many of you hate reading about Borf, but there’s big news, maybe. In a discovery that may be just as monumental as crossing paths with the Yeti or Big Foot, Jenny Vee snapped a photo (shown here) of who she believes to be Borf. From Jenny Vee, via DCist Photos and Flickr: I’m officially a stalker. After realizing that this was the man, the borf, the graffiti artist that spawned the mystery of “who…