The Washington Wizards lost the NBA Draft Lottery back in mid-May, chance pushing where their 23-59 record was slotted back two spaces to the unenviable position of sixth. “Jan Vesely,” I sarcastically said to one of my team rooting cohorts, “he sounds like ‘such’ a Wizard.”

Last night, the Wizards drafted 6’11” Czech forward Jan Vesely with the sixth pick in the first round of the NBA Draft. Vesely sounds like he’s a solid prospect and all, but the crowd in Newark last night was most impressed by his, uh, scoring ability.