I still haven’t learned a god damn thing about astrology, but if 2016 taught us anything, it’s that no one cares about experience or knowledge.

When did Mayor Vince Gray know of the $653,000 shadow campaign that helped him in 2010? The answer to that question could well help decide whether he survives or is forced to resign.

Last month was something cold, the Washington Post reports—real cold. A full three degrees chillier than normal and probably the coldest January in a decade. It might be difficult to believe today, with the temperature expected to crest a balmy 54 degrees, but the District isn’t past the worst of it yet. With ice still lingering from the last frost, the city can look forward to more snow tomorrow evening. Still, with one above-freezing day,…