Spotify offers some House Of Cards-inspired tunes to prepare you for the new season that dropped today on Netflix.

Jimmy Kruyne says he didn’t think his mid-morning stunt would turn into an Internet sensation. We’re not really sure if we believe that, but whatever.

Attention anyone who was thinking about attempting some idiotic public stunt during the tempest of Hurricane Sandy: Don’t bother, you’ve already been beaten.

Photo by LR_PTY There was a brief suspicious package investigation around 15th and E streets NW on Wednesday evening, in the area of the Ellipse. As so often happens, the package, which turned out to be a plastic bag with clothes in it, was cleared so quickly we didn’t even have a chance to report on it before the incident was already over. But as it turns out, there was more than package on…