“The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” is exactly the kind of movie you’d think it is, so you already know if you’re going to see it.

By DCist contributor Amy Monroe According to popular lore, D.C. is a town of transients who call somewhere else home. Need support for this common theory? Just look at the mass exodus of residents who will exit the District today in name of spending Thanksgiving in their “real” hometowns. But some D.C. dwellers stay behind. For those who do but who don’t want to have Thanksgiving dinner in a hotel restaurant, the dining options are…

Today the Post confirms the rumors that have been swirling over the past week: beginning next season newspaper columnist/television host/radio personality/D.C.-area curmudgeon Tony Kornheiser will be joining the Monday Night Football broadcast. The news comes as part of a slew of changes for the venerable telecast, as the program makes the move from ABC to ESPN. Kornheiser will be parnered with Joe Theismann and Mike Tirico. Neither John Madden nor Al Michaels — the program’s…