Mayor Adrian Fenty was a guest on Larry King Live early this morning, somewhat surprisingly serving as one of four “experts” invited on the show to parse President Obama’s speech and economic plan. The other three pundits were libertarian talk show host Larry Elder, Sacramento Mayor (and Michelle Rhee’s rumored boyfriend!) Kevin Johnson, and Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-Tenn.). President Obama “showed great leadership, very focused on the issues, even visionary,” Fenty said in his…

Controversy In Captivity From the disturbed minds at the Onion News Network: Fictional National Zoo giant panda Yun Mei is pro-choice. >> As part of a promotion for his new movie, Kickin’ It Old School, Jamie Kennedy taped himself breakdancing at various locations all over Washington, D.C. We know, we couldn’t believe Jamie Kennedy still had a career, either. [AOL Video Blog] >> Jimmy Kimmel gave Gawker editor Emily Gould a right serious spanking during…

Veteran gossip columnist Michael Musto is in town today promoting his new book, La Dolce Musto, a collection from his columns of the same name (he’ll be at Nage Restaurant from 6:30 – 8:30 p.m.). The bespectacled provocateur has spent 20 years at the Village Voice chronicling New York City’s gay life, nightlife and sex life, sometimes in terms that would make Candace Bushnell blush. Along with the tales of club kids, politics and sex…

Remember Episode 24 of “The Simpsons”? Of course you do. Larry King reading the Bible, George Takei as a Japanese waiter, Homer having 24 hours to live after eating deadly fugu… it was an early classic, hinting toward the future greatness of seasons 3 and 4. Luckily for Homer, the bumbling apprentice chef served him a non-poisonous cut of the fish, which can actually kill in under an hour. If you’re curious about having your…