Mr. Herculano de Carvalho Montalvao Machado doesn’t carry a commercial driver’s license and he isn’t a stock model, but he’s definitely a D.C. resident.

Earlier this summer, we gave you a heads up about downtown dance party Krunk-DC and a brief mention of the organizer-cum-DJ behind the event. Today, we bring you an interview with the man himself, Jesse “Yes That Is My Real Last Name” Tittsworth. We must note that at the time the interview was conducted, Krunk was still alive and kicking. However, DJ Tittsworth has recently announced that Krunk, in its erstwhile form at Singapore Bistro,…