It’s the first clouded leopard produced with cryopreserved semen.

God, we’re so sick of Snakes on a Plane that we want to kill anyone and everyone that makes a “something on a something” joke. But then we realized that there was no way we could ever win this fight, and, hell, if you can’t beat them, we might as well join them. And with that, you have the theme of this weeks’ Gothamist network post. Austinist makes it easy for us, with Candidate on…

So what are you up to this weekend? Consider these possibilities for your agenda. FRIDAY: >> Straight from Jersey, the Wrens play the Black Cat. $10. We interviewed them earlier this week. >> Tonight at 8:30, the Italian film “The Leopard” opens at the AFI Silver Theatre in Silver Spring. The theatre bills Luchino Visconti’s 1963 classic as “one of cinema’s all-time great performances.” You’re probably best to book your tickets ahead of time. SATURDAY:…