Our long, regional nightmare is over. Theodore Roosevelt finally won one of the Nationals’ Presidents’ Races, even if he got a little bit of help.
Rumor is that the Nationals might be adding a new contestant to the Presidents’ Races. Help us determine which U.S. president—real or fictional—should join the lineup.
Sep 26, 2012
Rumors Flying That Teddy Could Finally Win Next Week
One of the great injustices of modern times could soon be put to bed, according to the latest chatter. Teddy Roosevelt, a great president and terrific sportsman, may soon no longer be the official patsy of the Washington Nationals.
The White House’s spokesman says President Obama agrees with Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) that it’s time for the Nationals to let Teddy win.
Sep 19, 2012
John McCain Wants to Know Why Teddy Never Wins
Sen. John McCain is demanding answers from the Washington Nationals about why Theodore Roosevelt—his hero and one of the truly great U.S. presidents—is subjected to near-nightly humiliation.