Good morning, Washington. Got Halloween plans? Personally, I’m still trying to come up with a decent last-minute costume idea. My party deadline isn’t until tomorrow, fortunately. For those who’ve got costume parties lined up for tonight, I hope you didn’t make any part of your outfit from papier mache — it looks like it’s going to be a soggy evening. Jemal Acquitted Of Most Charges: The verdict is in, and prominent District developer Douglas Jemal…
Oct 12, 2006
Morning Roundup: Pandas And Protests Edition
Good morning, Washington, and our apologies to the residents of Montgomery County — we hate to be the bearers of bad news. But it looks like speed cameras will be coming to your fair municipality. The general assembly has overridden Governor Ehrlich’s second veto, putting the wheels in motion for a statewide program. Montgomery County will be the lucky recipient of the first pilot cameras. Gallaudet Still A Mess: Protests; counter-protests; defiant non-resignations. And now…
Oct 06, 2006
Morning Roundup: Fees For Trees Edition
It’s rainy, it’s windy, and every day it gets colder. But it could be worse, Washington — you could be Anthony Mereos. The Silver Spring man is facing a $80,000 fee for illegally clearing trees from land he purchased for $65,000 (he denies cutting the trees down). Mereos had intended to use the land to build a home for his family. But wait! It gets worse: [Mereos’ laywer Shawn] Whittaker said the county is using…
Oct 03, 2006
Morning Roundup: Making Up For Macaca Edition
Good morning, D.C. How’re those new Metro express lanes treating you? We know it’s only five stations for now, but we’re pretty excited by the prospect of a nearly-50% speed-up through the turnstiles during rush hour. There’s nothing more infuriating than finding yourself stuck behind a perplexed tourist who’s fiddling with his farecard like a newly-tool-using ape at the beginning of 2001 — unless you count the encounter you just had with him on the…
Sep 21, 2006
Morning Roundup: Escalator Academy Edition
If you’re looking for a change of pace and need an industry that is sure to remain in business for years to come, consider escalator repair. Taking after DeVry and ITT Tech, Metro has kicked off a $1.5 million training lab for escalator repair, writes the Post. The lab will train the next generation of escalator repairmen, who, as we all know from experience, will have no shortage of work anytime soon — on…