Former Wizards star Gilbert Arenas has never been shy about airing his thoughts on Twitter. In fact, Arenas’ stream of consciousness blasts have kind of become the stuff of legend — you never know what’s going to happen or who Agent Zero will throw under the bus.

The idea of being a professional athlete is an appealing to you, is it? Well, never forget: these guys have bosses too. And, often times, they enjoy utilizing the expletive slang.