Virginians buy gardening and patio items, while Maryland snatches up men’s shoes.

Airport customs inspector has to be one of the worst jobs out there, right? After all, there’s so little glory in it: you’re at the front of the line when threats pops up, and an inconvenience to people when things are calmer. Not only that, but the most “exciting” part about the job is likely dealing with bizarre situations like this, which happened at Dulles International Airport this month.