>> The YMCA National Capital at 1711 Rhode Island Ave NW is hosting Mario Lopez and some one-named Broadway star for some dancin’, and hoping you won’t laugh. [via BrightestYoungThings] >> Salmon Try to Send Larry Craig Up the River [Wonkette] >> Mayor Fenty promised to speed up renovations on D.C.’s oldest pipelines, after low water pressure cost firefighters valuable time in last night’s four-alarm Adams Morgan blaze. [WaPo] >> October 1 Means Its…