Police in Arlington arrested a D.C. resident Sunday after he allegedly groped a female customer at the Whole Foods supermarket on Wilson Boulevard in Clarendon. Upon being brought in for questioning, the suspect repeatedly masturbated in front of officers.

Many of you pointed out in the comments that the re-posting of the Mt. Pleasant assgrabber rant on Craigslist has also been flagged for removal. What’s wrong with you, Craigslist community? To make up for it, here’s another gem, courtesy reader Matthew Mateo:Virginia License Plate JLP 2948 – Honda Accord – w4m (Sterling, VA) Yesterday, the drive home at 5:00 p.m., intersection of Nokes Blvd and 28. You: Late 30s, early 40s, well dressed, sitting…