Satirical newspaper The Onion plans to scale back its presence in Washington, D.C. after Friday, shutting down the web version of the localized A.V. Club and significantly scaling back its local coverage in the print edition. In an email to The Onion’s cadre of D.C. freelancers Thursday, outgoing local editor Matthew Borlik said that the print edition of the paper will continue to hit newsstands every Thursday in the D.C. area, featuring Onion and…

Since we didn’t witness it ourselves, the above is a representation of the City Paper’s Matthew Borlik’s impassioned and rageful rant against one — or all — of the District’s drivers. A key passage (though don’t let it stop you from reading the whole thing): So it is for you, the stupid car-owning resident of Washington, D.C., that I write this blog entry—as well as those that will inevitably follow it as I continue…