An alternative Jewish Christmas Eve party is threatening to give the Matzo Ball a run for its money this year.

Despite what Kyle from South Park said, it’s pretty darn good to be a Jew on Christmas. With Hanukkah underway and multiple Christmas Eve bashes to choose from, get ready for a week-long Jewish singles’ bonanza. The Matzo Ball and its myriad competitors are derided by some for their meatmarket vibe, but whether you’re looking to bump into friends, find a mensch to take home for Passover, anxious to start a family, or just want…