Back in the spring, Delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton said it would be “a waste to squander our first majority in eight years on a futile impeachment process.” But she’s changed her tune.

District denizens can head to these watering holes on Wednesday as President Trump’s former lawyer heads to the Hill.

A bright orange creature of mayhem is headed to the Hill.

The progressive legislator has already spoken out about a few issues in the District, including the high cost of rent and the need for Hill staffers to work service jobs to make ends meet.

Eleanor Holmes Norton is down to ride(r).

The 36-year-old Virginian was arrested by Capitol Police.

The only things that people seemed to agree on were that new-ish General Manager Paul Wiedefeld was doing well, and that Metro needs to fire people.

But the fact that it exists at all means we probably won’t have to deal with a government shutdown.