Most of us have dreamed of having a pet monkey at some point. Whether it was after watching Mike Myers and his monkey on the SNL skit “Sprockets” or laughing our way through the episode of “The Simpsons” where Homer gets himself a helper monkey named Mojo, the idea of having a monkey as a pet just seems hilarious. But not to some Montogomery County officials. The Post is reporting today on the saga of…

At her meat counter in Cleveland Park’s Brookeville Market, Pam the Butcher expertly hacks a quarter of a sheep into a far more appetizing leg of lamb. Pam Ginsberg’s tough-sounding nickname might lead her first-time customers to think that she’s either the mysterious subject of one of Mike Myers’ beat poems or a long-lost descendant of a Gangs of New York turf warrior. But Ginsberg’s regular customers know that she earned her nickname because she’s,…