Including 36 oz “goblet” cocktails, “monster” burgers, “insane” milkshakes, and even a $99 ice cream sundae for 12.

St. Patrick’s Day doesn’t offer much for teetotalers, aside from lots of drunk people and corned beef and cabbage. But today from 3-6 p.m., Z-Burger in Tenleytown will be offering their mint chocolate milkshakes for 99 cents.