A Columbia Heights resident is looking for his pet dog, which went missing Sunday afternoon after it crawled underneath a fence and into the great wide open. It’s name is deathray_2000. No joke.

Rose Berger woke up Sunday morning to a rather unexpected sight in the alley behind her Columbia Heights home when workers in the alley behind the 1100 block of Fairmont Street NW spotted a jet-black chicken waddling through.