Local beverage directors dish.

Teetotalers, rejoice. Virgin drinks are making a comeback.

If you’re of the persuasion that, despite all sound reason to the contrary, it’s perfectly dandy for the parents of the District to drag their children like so many weathered messenger bags up to the bars of the District, well, this is America, and there’s nothing anyone can really do about it. But as a city — nay, as a culture — we owe it to ourselves to draw the line somewhere. And that line, friends, is demarcated with the syrupy stain of children’s “mocktails.”