This week’s Best Of list is the Best Adult Toy Stores in the area…no, not the kind you’re thinking of.

For those of you who have been eagerly anticipating the chance to purchase your very own Confused Wood and Existentially Distraught Wood (from the makers of Petrified Wood) and Unicorn Tears while helping some kids learn: clear out some time this Saturday. 826DC — and its Museum of Unnatural History, which serves as a way for the organization to raise funds for its writing workshops, field trips and tutoring services — officially throws open its doors at 3233 14th Street NW this Saturday at noon for a community open house.