MONDAY Have you ever found yourself sizing up the state of contemporary education and thought to yourself, “Saints be praised that I got out when I did?” You’re sure to feel that way after hearing from David Berliner, author of Collateral Damage: How High-Stakes Testing Corrupts America’s Schools. Politics and Prose, 5015 Connecticut Avenue, NW, 7 p.m. TUESDAY Whether you’re a civil war buff or someone who, much like our editor-in-chief Sommer Mathis, enjoys stealing…