These horoscopes are grounded more in petty revenge than they are in any understanding of the astrological happenings in this vast universe. But then again, so are most of your actions.

Just because you survived your October surprise doesn’t mean this month is gonna be any better, according to “the stars.”

Mayor Vince Gray and Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley will be the special guests at an October 2 Logan Circle fundraiser for Marylanders for Marriage Equality, the group fighting for same-sex marriage to be approved in November.

The month of November brings us some classics, a few early holiday offerings and the Shakespeare to watch while you wait for Joss Whedon’s take on the Bard.