Have you heard? Geeks wish they were hot. Men love their cars, and don’t seem to call after a first date. And women have to wait in long lines for the bathroom, while men are stuck waiting around for them to finish shopping. I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change, the new Bethesda Theatre’s first production, has been playing off-Broadway for, well, forever, and the show doesn’t offer any startling revelations into the opposite sex…

Dysfunctional relationship musicals…the Odyssey revisited…a one-nun show…one can’t say the D.C. theater scene is relying only on Halloween for their October programming inspiration (though we do, at least, have some Poe still playing). Here’s an overview of what’s opening this month. Not only a new show, but a new theater! Bethesda Theatre hopes that I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change, a relationship musical which has been compared to Seinfeld in its sensibilities, will become…