While SFist cringed at the fatal dose of crime littering the Bay Area, it found solace in Hillary Clinton’s San Francisco campaign headquarters opening, which featured loads of exposed mammary glands. In other news, SF Taxi Commission ruled that Satan’s cab must keep its (in)famous medallion number, 666; and in an un-fashion-forward frenzy, San Francisco Fashion Week (chortle) bars bloggers from covering and getting smashed at their shows and parties, respectively. Also, they found a…

In 1997, Mysha Lowe was photographed with Hillary Clinton at an event where the first lady read to D.C. elementary students. In 2004, she was 15, an honor student, and hoped to become a lawyer. On July 24 she was killed in a shooting when the car she was in was caught in the line of fire when it was attacked by men targeting another occupant of the car. At her funeral yesterday, Mayor…