He was found guilty.

A convenience store employee in Anne Arundel County set a bag full of cash on the roof of his car and proceeded to drive off. Oops. Maryland State Police are looking for the money.

In an email to its membership, MoveOn.org accidentally insinuated that the District of Columbia is a fully-fledged state with its very own bicameral legislature with the power to ratify amendments to the U.S. Constitution.

Alright, I’ll admit it. I wasn’t maniacally refreshing the Washington Times website early this morning. Fortunately, the folks over at SocialStudiesDC were, as they were able to catch this headline gaffe of massive proportions.

It appears as if the local baseball outfit isn’t the only high-profile Washingtonian entity which has difficulty spelling the word “national” — the letter-sequencing affliction has apparently made its way into the copy editing offices of the Washington Post. Rachel Maddow picked up on the epidemic on last night’s show. Your daily dose of schadenfreude, but moments away: Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Far be it from me…