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“I’m just trying to remind myself that you’re not a bitch.”
“The last wedding I went to was a Hinge wedding. The next wedding I’m going to is a Bumble wedding.”
“I’m deep in Navy Yard. I’m basically in Virginia.”
“You can’t find anything here. I couldn’t find a German advent calendar.”
“I didn’t know this would be religious.”
2023 is nearly over and with it came year’s worth of oversharing — often very loud and very publicly — from the general populace of the D.C. region.
“It’s a funeral. Don’t wear shorts.”
“Well, there are a lot easier ways to embezzle money.”
“Well, what the hell does he want then? The Cheesecake Factory literally has everything.”
“Largo? That’s Spanish for large.”
