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“I have to get off that horse now before I end up lost in the desert of despair.”
“When I turned 27, I realized, ‘Woah, I’ve got to check myself before I wreck myself.’”
“I’m deep in Navy Yard. I’m basically in Virginia.”
“I’ve got emotions, and Taylor Swift is the happy emotion.”
“You can’t find anything here. I couldn’t find a German advent calendar.”
“I didn’t know this would be religious.”
“I had half a dozen martinis … and then I was teleporting across the city.”
2023 is nearly over and with it came year’s worth of oversharing — often very loud and very publicly — from the general populace of the D.C. region.
“Well, there are a lot easier ways to embezzle money.”
“Wait, someone’s driving this? I thought these were automatic.”
