We already warned you, but just in case you are, for some totally insane reason, thinking of trying to drive or take a taxi anywhere near the White House in the next four hours, just say no! The National Christmas Tree lighting ceremony/pageant starts in one hour. Streets will be closed. Pedestrians will be EVERYWHERE. Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to travel by motor vehicle through this part of downtown. Thanks for your cooperation….

The National Christmas Tree lighting ceremony and the “Pageant of Peace” are set for tomorrow night at 5 p.m. Over at City Desk yesterday, Jule Banville hit the nail on the head by dubbing the Bush Christmas tree the “National Hairnet.” Here’s hoping she’s right, and the Obamas will choose a Christmas tree decorating scheme that looks a little bit less like a “twinkling condom.” To answer your other questions: No, there aren’t any tickets…