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Tom “Who needs Paramount Pictures?” Cruise just struck a deal that brings him a little bit closer to our neck of the woods, figuratively speaking: CNN reports the actor has signed a two-year development deal for his production company Cruise/Wagner Productions, with the investment partnership First and Goal, headed by Redskins owner Daniel Snyder. We think the name is catchy, Dan. Looks like the the firm will “provide development and overhead financing” for Cruise’s Cruise/Wagner…

We know realize why our 85 year-old great aunt has a tin of grease sitting under her kitchen sink. The chief judge of the D.C. Superior Court ordered a stop of all court proceedings yesterday when a clogged sewer line — grease from the courthouse cafeteria has been pinpointed as the culprit — rendered restroom facilities useless. With bladders filling up and lines to use the restrooms growing ever so long, the judicial process ground…