Sinclair Skinner sure is trying his best to grab our attention these days. First, it was a call to investigate Ward 1 Councilmember Jim Graham after he had a dust-up over the Council tickets to the Lady Gaga concert at Verizon Center. Today, he upped the ante again. In light of a report about the allegedly improper awarding of Parks and Recreation contracts which vindicates former mayor Adrian Fenty but throws him under the bus, Skinner took to a podium outside city hall and delivered the following statement in response, which, well…it stands on its own, really. Enjoy!

Sure, let’s get totally crazy! Sinclair Skinner, the Adrian Fenty confidant who was a key figure in the D.C. Council’s special investigation into the city’s recreation construction contracts, sent out a long and winding press release this afternoon, calling for an investigation into Jim Graham’s role in the Ted Loza bribery scandal.