The problem, unsurprisingly, was an inability to make profits to give away.

The noble eatery will be closed from August 19 to sometime in September to tackle major repairs.

The restaurant launched an Indiegogo campaign today seeking $11,000 to purchase a new air conditioning unit, because the business plan appears not to have accounted for the fact that shit breaks sometimes.

Some bars host happy hours for good causes, but Cause, a new “PhilanthroPub” in Shaw, wants to donate all of its profit to charitable organizations.