In a summer-barbecue-themed chat with Playboy, D.C.’s own Chef Spike Mendelsohn offered up some of his favorite party favors—few of which sound appetizing—and named his favorite Playmate.

Photo by Bravo Sometimes headlines write themselves; this is one of those instances. Between lawsuits from caterers, landscapers and PR firms, apparently Tareq and Michaela Salahi are losing the clothes right off their backs. According to the Washington Post, Michaela Salahi, one-half of the stealth White House-crashing twosome, plans to auction off her infamous red sari, worn to the state dinner for India, next month — Jedi powers not included. Auctioneers conservatively estimate that…