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Not content to sit on the couch watching election returns come in on television? Civic-minded to the max? Marginally employed? The D.C. Board of Elections and Ethics wants you! Roughly 800 poll workers are still needed for the Sept. 9 primary election in the District. With a potential paycheck of between $120 to $160 for a day’s work, surely some of you could use the cash, and perhaps even more of you would just like…