“It’s going to be just as natural to walk into a brewery and see a woman as it is to walk in and see a white guy with a bald head and a beard.”

It’s Homer Simpson’s (and any other beer-lover’s) worst nightmare: a massive power outage takes a brewery offline, threatening thousands of gallons of precious, delicious and thirst-quenching beer. Sadly, it’s exactly what Alexandria’s Port City Brewing is dealing with today.