Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, how local are your branches?

A recent “Portlandia” sketch poked fun at a fictional man who quit his day job to make furniture for a living. That man isn’t so fictional, though—in fact, he’s a local.

What happens when you take a cult classic TV show and adapt it for a national tour of music halls? You get Portlandia, which arrived at the 9:30 Club last night. Was watching it live any better than on TV? Not really.

LivingSocial’s blog, SocialStudiesDC, made a video of all the “Shit DC Says.” It’s like Portlandia, only not.